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Movies

Ah movies, the ultimate time killer, especially when high. I don’t think I’ve ever met a stoner that doesn’t love to get blazed and watch a movie, hell, some movies you NEED to be high to get through them. Eventually I will get around to starting a “Stoner goes to the movies” series, but I rarely get out to the theatre, so they might not be the newest of the new… Anyways, let’s get to a few of the classics.

UHF- The Weird Al masterpiece that inspired this post. I use masterpiece loosely, as that falls on the high side of the “Must be this high to watch this” (or 12 yrs old) scale.

Dude, Where’s my Car- Yet another one high on the scale, yet cracks you up every time. (as long as you are VERY high)

Pineapple Express- One of the better stoner movies of this era, but pretty much anything Seth Rogen does falls under that category. Definitely falls on the lower end of the scale, a joint or a few bong rips, just to put you in the right frame of mind.

Detroit Rock City- This one probably falls on the lesser known list, but is a must see for sure. If you haven’t seen this one yet, it’s your next stoner homework assignment. Find it, take a few bong rips of your favorite strain, and enjoy your new favorite movie! Lower end of the scale for sure (see above for correct amount)

Dazed and Confused- A true classic, and launchpad of several stars. Another homework assignment for you youngster stoners not in the know. Another one low on the scale, a few bong rips are all that’s needed, but if you’re feeling froggy, make a smoking game out of it! Pick a character (or two!) and take a hit every time they do. If you can keep up with Slater, you are a true stoner!

Up in Smoke & Nice Dreams- I had to do a 2 for 1 on these two, as these are the be all end all of stoner movies. It would take a lot to beat these two. If you haven’t seen these, turn in your stoner card immediately! Lower end of the scale for sure, smoke a joint and enjoy! These are a couple more that you can make a smoking game out of, keep up with both movies in one sitting and you will acquire the status of stoner legend!

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